this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I think your dad took our porno
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
wow bdsm is so cute
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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