I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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