why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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