Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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