Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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