well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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