Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We are all done wearing pants today
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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