I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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