maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
