Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
