If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It was like getting head from an anaconda
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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