yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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