ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I was not drunk enough for that final.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
