I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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