I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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