"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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