I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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