Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
