THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
cat food counts as protein by the way
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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