Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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