So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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