How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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