so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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