so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
