i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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