i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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