yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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