we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Randomize
