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If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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