Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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