Im at strip club and am horny
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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