dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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