just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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