she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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