you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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