They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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