chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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