I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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