There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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