does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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