Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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