is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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