Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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