Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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