SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Couch. On fire.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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