Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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