Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
