Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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