My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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