There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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