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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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