Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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