Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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