Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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