doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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