She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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