How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
zippers are such a cool invention
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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